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As Dry January begins, steam locomotive driver David Price shares how he turned his life around after years of problematic ...

I must have been annoying because since cutting back, being in the company of drunken people has become so excruciating.

I used to look wistfully at the champagne glasses. Now I don't indulge in melancholy for the past, and I eat mince pies in bed ...

In a “Weekend Update” that featured jokes about Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, a sunburned vacationer played by cast member Ben Marshall and how Netflix will jack up its prices to $50 million in ...

Woman Confronts Drunk Fan for Falling on Her and Spilling Beer at the Seahawks Game… Then It Takes an Unexpected Turn DOJ arrests suspect in decade‑long identity theft ‘Operation kill everybody’: ...

Gleason's family says the coach is "suffering a traumatic brain injury" after he reportedly fell down a flight of stairs at his home John Carl D'Annibale /Albany Times Union via Getty Siena University ...

Don’t worry, it’s OK. “I’m just going to lie down here (hic) for a second.”Credit...Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter Supported by By Victor Mather A raccoon broke into a liquor store the ...

A raccoon got a taste for trouble, and alcohol, after breaking into an ABC store in Ashland, Virginia, over the weekend, ransacking shelves and then passing out in the bathroom. An officer from ...

The raccoon was released back into the wild after sobering up, per officials. One Virginia liquor store had an unusual patron this weekend -- an inebriated raccoon found passed out in the bathroom.

I'm not sure I love that we've started flippantly calling it 'the memory apocalypse,' but given just how much hardware this peaking pricing could affect, it does feel fitting. Motherboard sales are ...

Around 4:30 p.m. Nov. 10, officers were dispatched in response to an intoxicated man stumbling down the street in pajama pants. He was cited for disorderly conduct while intoxicated. Drunk driving: ...